THE GUIDE TO GETTING IT ON

BY PAUL JOANNIDES

“Don’t confuse a penis with a clitoris and think that every square centimeter is packed with thousands of nerve endings. As was said in the porn film, How to Perform Fellatio, “The most sensitive part of the penis is the top part, so stop wasting your time on the bottom,” and the male actor who uttered this profound statement had a penis with a great deal of bottom part.”

Mikka Lagrimas